Thank You SO Much

With my sarcasm and snark turned on high, let me express my sincere appreciation to all my friends in the People's Republic of China, Russia, and in parents' basements across America, who bequeathed to my computer over 200 viruses of various shapes, sizes, and levels of destructiveness. Now that I know you care so much about the contents of my computer, you may be certain that I will take equal interest in your doings.