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Showing posts with label hackers. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Thank You SO Much

With my sarcasm and snark turned on high, let me express my sincere appreciation to all my friends in the People's Republic of China, Russia, and in parents' basements across America, who bequeathed to my computer over 200 viruses of various shapes, sizes, and levels of destructiveness. Now that I know you care so much about the contents of my computer, you may be certain that I will take equal interest in your doings.

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Temporarily Out of Service

Some nimrod put a virus on my home PC, thus reducing my blogging time (but also giving me plenty of time to read actual paper books!). I'll get back to the usual cark and bull as soon as the Geek Squad is done having their way with my computer and $300 of my money. In the meantime, enjoy the quiet, y'all.